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Old 10-23-2009, 12:16 PM   #1
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Let Me Tell You About My Weekend
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,' he said.

Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man.

'There's no money in that account.'

'I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about my weekend!'
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Old 10-23-2009, 12:34 PM   #2
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Marco--That was great

Since I'm "an older white haired man" and now single, I'm gonna try it on the first beautiful woman that will talk to me.
If I'm successful I'll "tell you about my weekend"
Thanks Marco
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Old 10-23-2009, 01:14 PM   #3
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Gotta try it
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Hey Marco that was real good! and Hau/Dan hope it works for you guys.....
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Old 10-23-2009, 04:59 PM   #5
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haha, good one
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